Ok, allow me to explain. So you probably know about the country named Australia, right? WELL, THIS ISN'T A COUNTRY AT ALL!!! IT'S A SECRET ALIEN BASE!!!! AND I HAVE SEVERAL PROOFS.

Firstly, the Australia is super isolated from the rest of the world, SO NOBODY WILL KNOW WHAT ALIENS ARE DOING!!! You've probably heard about the supercontinent and stuff, BUT AUSTRALIA NEVER WAS A PART OF THE SUPERCONTINENT!!! ALIENS CAME THERE AND BUILT A F**CKING CONTINENT WITH LEGO BRICKS!!!!! AUSTRALIA WAS UNDISCOVERED UNTIL 1606, CUZ IT DIDN'T EVEN EXIST BEFORE!!!!!

Secondly, the australian animals. You probably know about platypuses, kangaroos, koalas, australian spiders, etc... THEY ALL ARE SECRET ALIEN KILLER ROBOTS FROM MARS!!!! LIKE, DID YOU EVEN SEE KANGAROO LEGS??? They go great with pizza UH I MEAN KANGAROO CAN LAUNCH YOU TO THE SUN WITH THEM AND YOU WILL DIE!!! AND KOALAS??? THEY ARE SPIES FROM THE SPACE!!! THEY SIT ON THE TREES AND RECORD EVERYTHING WITH THEIR HIDDEN CAMERAS IN THEIR EYES, AND THEN THE RECORDINGS GET TO THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT!!!! AND PLATYPUSES ARE VICTIMS OF ALIEN EXPERIMENTS!!! LIKE WTF, THIS IS JUST A HYBRID OF EVERY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD!!!!! AND THEY CAN SHOOT DEADLY LASERS FROM THEIR BEAKS!!! AND I DON'T EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT THE AUSTRALIAN SPIDERS!!! THEY CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE DEPTHS OF SATURN!!!!

And lastly, the australians themselves. THEY ALL ARE ALIEN KILLER DEATH CYBORG ZOMBIES!!!!!!!! THE GUYS WHO DISCOVERED THE AUSTRALIA WERE DISMEMBERED AND THE ALIENS MADE THE FIRST AUSTRALIANS FROM THEIR BODY PARTS!!!! AND NOW THE ALIENS WHO MADE THEM ARE IN THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT RIGHT NOW!!!! AND THEY CONTROL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD!!! EVEN YOU!!!!! AND SOON THEY WILL DESTROY OUR PLANET.... TRUST ME!!!!!! EVERYTHING I SAID HERE IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASJDHKAHDSGADHGASKGDJKASGDADIOEUDAWYDUIAISDYIOUAWTUDT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jk)

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